The funniest thing John ever saw

So he says . . . I may not have lasted even this long but this was about my fifth try. Since the parlor owner helped at one point by actually holding my legs down (before this photo was taken) I realized I wasn't going to be permitted to spend 150 Bhat (about 5$ which is a lot here) without really letting those fish get a few good nibbles of any dead skin they could find on my feet. If you want to torture me, now you know how. But we laughed so hard and they let me swap for a traditional foot massage after this.